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Hillary and I "Feel Very Strongly About This!" |
Champion of democracy, Hillary Clinton, has stated that she will take the fight to seat the DNC-rule-breaking Florida and Michigan delegates to the convention. She feels "very strongly about this."
Hillary and I are so in sync it scares me. I feel exactly the same way about a lot of things I forgot to feel strongly about at the time they were actually happening. For example:
I feel very strongly that Chase Visa get off my back about vastly exceeding my card's limit. I feel strongly that I wasn't aware when I signed up for the card that they "couldn't just be cool" about these things.
I feel very strongly that vanilla bean frappuccinos not have 500 calories and that I not consume two a day. I will fight to not have to lose the 20 pounds I shouldn't have gained.
I feel very strongly that I be sober at my college graduation. And that I not rise to take someone with a really similar sounding name's diploma.
I feel very strongly that the handicapped space I parked in not be designated a handicapped space.
I feel very strongly that my ex enjoys having sex with me.
I feel very strongly that I bet a lot of money on the New York Giants.
I feel very strongly that I write down what my roommate said about which pills I give his cat while he's away. And how many.
I feel very strongly that I write birthday gift thank-you notes to wealthy, elderly relatives, especially those who appear to have remembered such things during meetings with their executors.
I feel very strongly that I invest in Google. Or date that guy who worked at Google.
I feel very strongly that I did not commit countless hours to watching The Hills.
I feel very strongly that I would know when it is over and time to Walk. The. Fuck. Away.












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