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January 29, 2008
Rate My Union

Jason Gelles | Bio

Now that the president has spoken and we finally know the state of the union, only one question remains: How does the state of our union match up against that of other prominent unions?

Rate My Union

USAForest Moon of EndorOur Town (aka Grover’s Corners)
Housing CrisisMortgage defaults crippling housing marketTree beetles crippling tree-housing marketHouses are superficial possessions that only confuse the mind of the living
Economic Stimulus PlanTax rebate checksStay away from GreedoSound effect cue: cash register ringing
Enduring LegacyRevisionist historyLucasfilm special editionsSixth grade school plays
Immigration IssuesMexicansImperial fleets, MexicansCatholics, Mexicans
Health Care ProblemsThe high price of prescription drugsOut of network Jedi MastersTalking ghosts reminding us of our own mortality
Environment ConcernsOcean temperatures rising steadilyHumid Forrest Moon Summers + Furry Overcoat = Ewok Swamp AssChairs, tables and ladders
The WarWe’ve got to give the surge more timeWe’ve got to give Han more timeThe Stage Manager looks at his watch: “Hm… eleven o’clock.”
Lingering QuestionsWhere’s Osama?Which one of you is Wicket?When’s intermission?

Filed under: State of the Union, U.S., George W. Bush, Endor, Ewoks, Our Town, swamp ass, Wookiepedia