As we all know, the Hilary Clinton-designed Asbestos Pantsuit is flying off the shelves and is on its way to being the number one shopping item this Christmas season. But other candidates, desperate for the critical fashionista vote, are launching their own sartorial statements. Here, 23/6 presents a preview of new campaign couture.

The Cargo-Cut Suit by Rudolph Giuliani: A gloss on the classic Brooks Brothers pinstripe, with the addition of dozens of secret pockets and zippered compartments for the many, many things you're trying to hide.

Obama-9 Smoking Jacket: A velvet dream, the epitome of cool, calm, and collected. Has not been tested on animals. Or humans. Has little foreign policy experience. May be flammable.

Gravel and Brimley, Distinctive Jewelry: A rusty beer can and an empty Oscar Meyer bologna package threaded on a piece of twine. Earrings made from sparrow beaks. The latest in hobo chic.

Fred Thompson Custom Tailoring: They'll take your measurements. Chat you up about how great your suit is going to look. Call several times saying how excited they are to make the suit. Then they'll decide making the suit is too hard and send you a dickie instead.

Edwards & Edwards Two-Americas Two-Toned Handbag: Available exclusively in Iowa for a limited time only.

McCain Vintage Civil War Attire: For those who love reliving old battles. Based on the actual uniform worn by McCain during the War Between the States.

PK ONE by Paul & Kucinich: An interesting bouquet blending rationality, optimism, and strong aftertones of desperation.

Huckabee's Man O' The Cloth, Relaxed Fit Slacks: These homely, baggy trousers are a surprising best seller. Guaranteed not to abort your fetus!

Romney Brother's Old-Fashioned Magic Mormon Underwear: It never goes out of style.