When a race is summed up as Old School vs Change, you would think the best option for the old school candidate is to try to embody change. Be new, happy, exciting. But instead, Hillary Clinton has decided to become cartoonishly villainous by mocking Obama's call for hope. Watch upcoming stump speeches to see other things Hillary Clinton (advised by Mark Penn) will declare "war" on to win this year's Democratic nomination:

Mississippi - War on Change

Wyoming - War on Joy

Pennsylvania - War on Wishes and Hugs

2003 - War In Iraq

Democratic National Convention - War on the Popular Vote