More information could come out, but it seems as of now that Eliot Spitzer had sex with some prostitutes. When a headline reads "New York Governor Involved in Prostitution Ring," it makes it sound a little intense. So intense, that my little brother Nick called me saying "fucking New York Times made it sound like Spitzer was dealing prostitutes." That's not the case, but that's going to be the story. Lefty, godless governor rolls down suburban upstate streets clad in fur throwing hookers out the window of his limousine.

What will be overlooked is today was the first step in Spitzer's groundbreaking plan to keep abortion legal in New York state, even if Roe v. Wade gets overturned. Granted he may be doing that for cover in case he knocked up a prostitute, but please liberal media, if there is nothing to blow out of proportion, if he didn't use tax payer money, if this was just a shitty husband being a shitty husband, don't let this ruin his public service. Don't let this overshadow something that actually does matter, because sex sells. Keep it in your pants, put the pen down...and breathe.