June 26, 2008
Other Places John McCain Isn't Afraid to Drill for Oil

Jake Goldman | Bio

  • All those Indian burial grounds
  • Children's Hospitals
  • Joan Rivers' bones
  • Big Momma's House
  • Big Momma's House 2
  • Norbit
  • "All those Mormon Churches"
  • Mt. Zion
  • Wherever they shot There Will Be Blood
  • Any part of Arkansas, fuck it
  • The eyes of Presidents on Mount Rushmore, except Jefferson
  • Underneath podium during Republican convention
  • Anywhere that smells like terrorism
  • Fat women