1. Legendary Musician Tito Puente
Walters made him stretch goat skin around her and play her like the conga drum she is. She can be heard on his first and third albums.
2. NBA Superstar Wilt Chamberlain
Real original, Walters.
3. NBA Non-Super Star, Manute Bol
Torrid affair during her "Freakishly Tall Sudanese Men" phase, not to be confused with her "Ridiculously Short French Men" phase, where she boned eleven Napolean impersonators and three Hitler-lookalikes, who also happened to be freakishly small and of French descent. She was known to sit on these men's heads after intercourse and laugh wildly, yelling "I'm the flame thrower, motherfucker!!" [Ed note: Apparently, Walters was given the nickname "Flame Thrower" when she peed on a 20/20 intern for making fun of her speech impediment. Hugh Downs found this quite amusing and quipped: "She sure put out that fire, didn't she," which doesn't make much sense. That would be more like a Flame Cooler. Downs retired the next day.]
4. Several Muppets
In the late 80s, Walters got piss drunk and gave Cookie Monster the business. What? Did you think I was going to say Snuffleupagus because has a long trunk that could double as a surrogate penis? Is that what you thought, you filthy son of a bitch? I said Barbara Walters, not Scarlett Johansson. Jesus Christ. That girl would bang a Redwood. It should be noted that Snuffy did, however, fingerblast Walters but there was NO trunkplay. Also, the guy inside the Alf costume laid some pipe.
5. That really famous Pirate
6. Darmouth College, Class of '88.
7. Guy who invented Velcro
8. All of the Strokes
9. Steve Jobs
Threatened to out Jobs if he didn't release the limited edition "U2 iPod."
10. DMX
11. The entire Live Nativity Scene at a Houston-Area Church
12. Eli Whitney [no relation to "Cotton Gin" Eli Whitney]
13. The Neo-Nazi guy from Ace of Base
14. Jewel

"Barbara Walters Admits Affair With Senator"- Huffington Post
"Barbara Walters tells all in autobiography"- LAT
"Walters Dates Greenspan, Rides With Castro, Courts Lewinsky" - Bloomberg

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