• Hey! Remember when we hated black people? Most of us don't anymore!
• The war: Let's agree to disagree!
• Make government smaller by making the country bigger!
• Tax cuts! Because you didn't really need that public school!
• We're not just white guys in suits! We've got Condie!
• Republicans: Your Uncle Dave was probably one of us. You remember Dave...he always said all that stuff about black people?
• Bringing back a conservative agenda by changing the definition of conservative!
• Get with the program! Because old-school conservative policies are for Libertarian pussies!
• From Lincoln to Strom Thurman to attacking Obama, be part of the circle!
• Vote Republican! Because we don't like Bush either!

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