Dear Douchebag, Mitt,

Remember the other day, when you said I ought to pull out of the race? Wow! Ha ha, ASSHOLE! Last night was fun, huh? Sure kicked your ass, didn't I? You are a worthy opponent (and I'm a ten year old girl!) and I'm sure that we will continue our interesting and constructive conversation through March. Perhaps if you were a Baptist, Jesus would have helped you. You continually inspire me to try harder, and for that, I thank you. Dick.

Coming to get you,
Screw You,
Sincerely,
Mike Huckabee