A quick note to everyone on the Internet, ever. April Fool's Day is a waste of your time and mine. Just because someone puts something stupid on the Internet on April 1st, does not mean that it's just because it's April Fool's Day. Everywhere on the Internet today, stupid people are putting up stupid things with no explanations. Below that, there's a string of comments, and people are going, "You idiots! Don't you see what day it is?" Fuck you. You are 12 and you must stop. Immediately. No fucking joke. And to those people making April Fool's Day jokes, here's a little idea: Make them funny. You can't, can you? That's because you suck. At life.