I thought I got my sister a great Christmas present, but never in the history of the world has someone gotten a gift so perfect for a sibling--Jamie Lynn Spears you are a Christmas gift genius.

With all that your sister has been through this past year, you have gotten her the one gift that she truly wants. Kudos.

Lesser siblings might have given her a Poodle or a Chihuahua; a small dog she could smother with her maternal affection. But you knew that wouldn't be enough. You went above and beyond the call of duty. You've given her what she truly needs. You've given her something that will bring her joy all year round. Something she can use all of her motherly instincts on:

A baby!

Since the state of California gave custody of her children to her ex-husband, she's been in even more of a drug-induced celebrifunk. But by conceiving a child for her, you're giving her something that that bastard can't take away: A child that he has no right to.

Most teenage pregnancies are examples of drunken sex and broken condoms, but your pregnancy is a beautiful demonstration of love. I'm not talking about the puppy love of doomed teenage romances. I'm talking about the love between two siblings. Putting the needs of your sister above your own, that's what it means to be family. That's what it means to celebrate Christmas. Jamie Lynn, you are an inspiration.