Child: Mommy, where are you going tonight?

Mother: I'm going to a place where they make mommies look pretty, I'll be back in a few days. But that won't be the only change. When I return, there'll be no more tucking you into bed, I'll be going on dates at night.

Child: What's a date Mommy?

Mother: It's...uuumm...well I don't have a book for that one, yet. Have Maria read you this book tonight, and then ask her what it is. Toodles!