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I was cruising Amazon.com earlier today looking for a perfect anniversary gift for my agent, Marty, when I stumbled on the ADOLPH HITLER ACTION FIGURE DOLL being marketed by a company in the Ukraine.
An Adolph Hitler doll that comes in a handsome black Third Reich box and has accessories. Different outfits for the plastic Shickelgruber to wear depending on your mood. You can put him in his Nuremberg Rally Gastapo wear. Something that looks like his Northern Africa going to meet the Desert Fox Khakis. And what I'm guessing is a Kristelnacht dinner jacket.
It got me thinking. What about all the other outfits? Adolph on the go. Hitler in tennis whites? Flight Attendant Adolph? Adolph in cabana wear? Disco Adolph?
What fun our kids could have playing with an Adolph Hitler doll. They could take him in the shower, and watch his surprise as real water and not gas comes out of the showerhead. They can set him up before all their other dolls and have him rally them with speeches. "Today Andy's room! Tomorrow the world!"
What's next? A limited edition Porcelain Pol Pot? Beanie Baby Idi Amin? Pinochet finger puppets? Why not a Chairman Mao Monopoly game? Or a Joseph Stalin erector set. Osama Bin Laden bath toys? Maybe even a George W. Bush Weeble. He wobbles, but he just won't fall down!
Now, I do not know if the Adolph Doll is anatomically correct. Did they give him his Deutchland manhood? If so, did they include only one testicle? And what about his kung-fu grip to squeeze the very life out of the obviously gay Ken doll?
Is there some assembly required for the Hitler doll? I would think there would at least be a general assembly required. Are gun batteries along the coastline of Normandy included?
Now, I am not surprised that the Ukraine is the breeding ground for such a fun and timely doll. Jew hating is as essential to their magnificent murderous history as Caviar. I'm more surprised the Ukraine hasn't also come out with their Shtetl horned doll with real baby-blood sucking action.
But, come on Amazon.Com! Have you no decency? You going to sell a 9/11 snow globe next?
Filed under: Hitler action figure, Adolf Hitler, nazi dolls
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posted 6:17 pm on 05/15/2008
You're now a Fan of taziuk.
Prominent European media outlets recently circulated false reports of an Adolf Hitler doll being made in Ukraine. Ukrainian journalist Yevgeny Minko said he was disappointed with how the erroneous story was handled.
DW-WORLD.DE was among the European media sources to publish the falsified report on its English site in April 2008. It has since been removed from the Web site. The editors apologize to those readers who were offended by the publication of the article.
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http://www.dw-world.de/dw/article/0,2144,3337110,00.
posted 6:45 am on 05/10/2008
You're now a Fan of Lozo.
posted 5:47 am on 04/25/2008
You're now a Fan of OldEurope.
I can already see white supremacists all over the world giving their children the Hitlerjugend-doll with a ticket to a Prussian Blue show for the most holy day of January 30th, the day when my country was liberated from cancerous democracy.
Ugh.