Pratts in Vegas

SpencHER tells Spencer that Heidi's gone to Vegas and might move there (yeah, right), then warns him not to do anything stupid. Then they go to Vegas.

Pratts in Vegas is a movie I would pay to see in a theater--or possibly just watch for free if it were On Demand. The fact that I don't know which action I would take is really just a challenge to MTV.

Or, a road-trip buddy comedy starring these two would be fantastic! It could be called Prattfalls. They could race against each other to win some old aunt's fortune so they don't wind up poor (or middle class). Or, if we're going for a G rating, throw in a talking, anthropomorphic cat who dreams of playing first base for the Cubs, but needs Spencer's shameless promotion techniques to make a name for itself in the Major Leagues. Okay, I'm tired of writing this movie. I want to watch it now.

Audrina Might Move Out

I'm going to say this fake storyline is the most staged of all staged Hills drama. But, if someone provides evidence that Lo and Lauren's new puppy is actually CGI and/or played by 50 different dogs, maybe I'll reconsider.

Lauren sums up the Audrina situation to Lo: "The only thing we have in common is that we live together." If we're getting that close to the honest truth, Lauren should go all the way and say, "the only thing we have in common is that we're both on this show called The Hills."

Lauren: I just feel like ever since they cast you for my reality show, it's like we're not even really friends.
Audrina: And I feel like ever since we were told to create tension between you, me, and Lo, there's been, like, so much tension between you, me, and Lo.
Lauren: I'm going to cry now.
Audrina: I'll try to.
Lauren: Okay, here it goes. See, crying? You asked for reality, America. But now it's a little too real, isn't it?
Audrina: Okay, I'm crying, too.
Lauren: No, you're not.
Audrina: Sure, I am.
Lauren: You're not at all close.
Audrina: Oh, yeah, you're right.
Lauren: Are you sure you want to pursue acting?
Audrina: Are you sure you want to pursue fashion design?

FIFTEEN MINUTES OF STARING

Lo: Hey, guys! Did you know this dog is totally CGI?

Season Four premieres in August. It looks like Lauren is dating an Abercrombie & Fitch model. Here's the trailer.

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