The Hills returned last night, after a four-month long hiatus. And it was pretty boring.

But on the plus side, I have an idea for a new reality show.

It's about two French debutante sisters who finally make it to their big coming-out ball, only to be upstaged by an American docu-soap star. Blinded by revenge, they sneak into her hotel room and destroy her dress using the star's very own curling iron.

Maybe it's more of a short film? I'm open to suggestions.

"Career Climbing, With Claws Bared" - New York Times
"Are we over 'The Hills'?" - Boston Herald